Michael Phelps To Host Season Premiere of ‘Saturday Night Live’

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When you win eight gold medals at one Olympics, you get to do a lot of neat stuff when you get home. SI covers, Corn Flakes boxes, Speedo deals and media demands.

Michael Phelps will do just that, as he will host the season premiere of “Saturday Night Live”. The show kicks off its 34th season on September 13th with Lil’ Wayne as the musical guest.

Of course, it is always dicey when an athlete hosts SNL. Some do really well (Peyton Manning) while others have come off bland (LeBron James). Some just stunk up the joint (Lance Armstrong).

Others have had iconic appearances. There was Michael Jordan hanging with Stuart Smalley … Tom Brady in “Sexual Harassment and You” skit … and Joe Montana as a chronic masturbator. Let’s see what the writers can come up with for the great Olympian.

Michael Phelps is a bit of an unknown. Aside from the fact that he’s a ridiculous swimmer, we don’t too much about his personality. I guess we’ll find out in a few weeks.

 

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Spanish Player on Losing to Redeem Team: ‘We Deserved to Win’

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Felipe Reyes 'defends' Kobe BryantAll in all, Spain should be proud for taking a team of NBA All-Stars to the limit. There’s no shame in losing to perhaps the most talented team to ever step foot on a basketball court … right? That’s not how Spain’s starting center Felipe Reyes (pictured, getting demolished by Kobe Bryant) team sees it. From SportsYa.com (via HoopsHype)

“I think we deserved to win the gold medal because we did an incredible job. If it hadn’t been for the officials, we’d have the gold instead of the silver,” center Felipe Reyes said.

“If they had blown the whistle for the steps they take, the defense with the hands they use and had blown the whistle on everything, it’s clear that we would have won. We got to within three points in spite of the referees, and if they’d been good, we would have won, pretty clearly,” Reyes said.

“If the referees had followed FIBA rules, we would have won, but we are very satisfied with the silver,” Reyes, who scored 10 points, said.

To be fair, Reyes does have a point: the referees were bad. That said, the only thing consistent about the refs was that they made questionable calls on both sides of the ball. Kobe Bryant and LeBron James were in foul trouble for much of the game, but the difference is that when Team USA had to sit someone, they had someone like Dwyane Wade or Deron Williams to take their spot. It was the Redeem Team’s depth (and the short international three-point line) that won this game, not the refs.

 

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Liveblog: USA vs Spain, Gold Medal Game

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Three years in the making, with plenty of highs and lows in between: Team USA is ready to take its chance at an Olympic gold medal. In the final game, the Americans — led by LeBron James and Kobe Bryant — will take on reigning world champion Spain, featuring Pau Gasol and Rudy Fernandez. Check out our preview and read up on all the analysis from throughout the tournament.

If you’re basketball nuts like us, join us at 2:30 a.m. EST/11:30 p.m. PST for a liveblog of the game. BYOB.

 

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USA Hoops Wins Gold in Thriller

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Team USA had to work for it — for three years, and for 40 minutes this morning — but they earned what they sought: the gold medal. In a ridiculously entertaining match against Spain (a team the United States beat by 37 last week), Team USA pulled out the 11-point victory to grab the tournament victory.

The margin snuck within two points in the final quarter, as Spain relied on a heavy diet of absurd Juan Carlos Navarro floaters and Rudy Fernandez threes to stay within spitting range of the Americans. But Kobe Bryant was just as good, nailing some massive threes and doling out sweet assists. One of the Kobe threes — shot from the fourth row — also happened to goad Rudy into his fifth and final foul, adding a bonus to a vital four-point play. Kobe most definitely played up to his billing as the biggest American star in China.

Dwyane Wade was nuts in the first half, dropping 21 points in 14 minutes. (!) He cooled off, which was easily predictable given that he made his bed with threes in the first half and he’s not a good deep shooter. LeBron James was ineffective in the second half, picking up his fourth foul early on in the final frame. Carmelo Anthony’s shooting was off and on; Chris Paul was good but couldn’t stick his threes. Deron Williams didn’t get much of a chance on offense. The bigs were active but not overpowering … in fact, the Brothers Gasol had plenty of space to operate in the paint.

Navarro’s stream of floaters won’t soon be forgotten, nor will Rudy’s insane dunk over Dwight Howard. But Team USA’s the story here — four years after being humbled on the world’s stage, American basketball is back on top.

 

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Liveblog: USA vs Spain, Gold Medal Game

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Three years in the making, with plenty of highs and lows in between: Team USA is ready to take its chance at an Olympic gold medal. In the final game, the Americans — led by LeBron James and Kobe Bryant — will take on reigning world champion Spain, featuring Pau Gasol and Rudy Fernandez. Check out our preview and read up on all the analysis from throughout the tournament.

If you’re basketball nuts like us, join us at 2:30 a.m. EST/11:30 p.m. PST for a liveblog of the game. BYOB.

 

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Watching Team USA Win by 49 Points Is Fun but Also Kind of Boring

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FanHouse blogger Enrico Campitelli Jr. is on the scene in Beijing for the 2008 Olympics.

Before coming to Beijing for the games, all of the buzz in my group of travelers was about trying to score the hot events. Right near the top of the list was a ticket to see Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, and the rest of the 2008 USA basketball team play. The opponent didn’t really matter.

I was lucky enough to score a seat in the second row of the upper bowl of Beijing Olympic Basketball Gymnasium to watch as Team USA made Dirk Niwitzki and the German team look like a third world country. The US squad won by forty-nine.

Sure the high flying dunks and attempted alley-oops off the backboard were entertaining but after the US had a twenty-five plus point lead things got a bit boring. Should a fan in attendance simply marvel at the display or hope for a more competitive game? I say both.

The second game of the double header was Argentina vs. Russia which proved to be a much more hard fought game that went down to the final minutes, something hard to find in Olympic Basketball.

Argentina’s Andres Nocioni led the way and helped them put away the Russians who put up a tough fight to the end.

The biggest commotion of the two game set was clearly when the crowd realized there was a soccer legend in the arena. Argentina’s great Diego Maradona was there to cheer on his boys against the Russians. Once the Chinese realized who he was, or simply that he was someone famous, they mobbed his section in an attempt to take photos of the once great soccer star. Security was forced to move Diego to the media section for some peace.

The crowd for the USA vs. Germany game was silent. By my estimates, 75-80% of the crowd was Chinese and they didn’t seem too interested in cheering for either team. The loudest cheers I heard were when walking out of the venue, the entire crowd started doing the one “Jai-Yo!” cheer led by a volunteer with a megaphone. I thought I was leaving a Phish concert or something in Camden.

 

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Olympic 5 Things: United States vs Australia

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During the remainder of the Olympic men’s basketball tournament, FanHouse will give you 5 Things to watch for in each game.

Can the Team USA transition game be stopped? Through five pool play games, no one came even remotely close to slowing Team USA’s fast break. The central challenge, beyond the overwhelming speed and finishing ability of every single player in red, white and blue, is that the Americans get out in transition so freaking often. The pickpocketing ways of Dwyane Wade and Chris Paul make up one avenue. LeBron James has been an interior disruptor, and the team flies off his deflections, steals and blocks. The team runs out on defensive rebounds, with Dwight Howard and Chris Bosh looking for an outlet guard, and those guards (Jason Kidd and Kobe Bryant, mainly) getting the ball up the court quickly. Even on the rare opponent make, the Americans push. How do you stop all that? You don’t. You try to limit it as much as possible, by protecting the ball and slowing the game to a crawl. But nothing you do will prevent a few breakaway dunks from going down.

Can Australia be effective in the half-court offense? The wonderful Xs and Os of Basketball blog took a detailed look at Australia’s versatile half-court offense recently, showing how many different ways the Aussies set up shop. Certainly, it’s a better system than Germany or China offered, and it’s a slower, more deliberate movement-driven offense than Spain runs. (Spain tends to be a bit free-wheeling and quick; Australia is closer to the old slow Princeton … though there are serious differences.) The United States hasn’t been tested in the half-court, really — it has blown its opponents up way out at midcourt and built big leads before the foe can get settled. With Patrick Mills running Australia’s show, the Boomers should be able to get into their offense early. At that point, it will be up to the Americans to show they can play real halfcourt defense.

Is this the biggest challenge to the Americans? Kevin Pelton has done tremendous work over at Basketball Prospectus this week, offering up advanced metrics as the tournament rolls on. One dumbfounding note: Australia, the 4th seed in Group A, has been the third best team in the proceedings based on points margin. Australia’s efficiency differential (14.2) is behind only the U.S. (a whopping 39.6) and Argentina (18.4). Now, Spain and Greece narrowly trail the Aussies in this measure, and Australia had the pleasure of avoiding the Americans in pool play … so it might not be so easy to assert. But consider the margin, that Australia has one of the better point guards in the tournament, is young, and has some measure of confidence against Team USA. This might be the toughest test the U.S. will see the rest of the tournament.

How long is Kidd’s leash? In the elimination round, Team USA can’t really afford not to be at its best. Starting Kidd over Paul and Deron Williams means the team is not at its best. Williams has been spectacularly solid, Paul has been spectacular. Kidd has been OK. Given a choice between spectacular and OK, there should be no debate. Paul needs to play twice as much as Kidd, and Williams should be #2 on the depth chart.

Will Bogut matter? Andrew Bogut missed the U.S.-Australia exhibition. We’ll find out Wednesday how much that hurt the Boomers. My early guess: not as much as you’d think. Australia hung tough because Mills was a beast; if Bogut is instead touching the ball every time down, maybe Mills doesn’t go off. In total, Australia’s obviously much, much better with Bogut. But on a game-to-game basis, there could be mitigating factors which would lead to evidence otherwise. If nothing else, the re-addition of Bogut gives the U.S. something else to figure out — Bogey’s the best shot-blocker the team will face this tournament. (Herr Kaman would figure there, but his spirit had been broken by the time he entered the game against Team USA.)

The game will be broadcast on NBC at 8 a.m. Wednesday, live on the East Coast and in the Central time zone (where it would be 7 a.m.). It has been protocol for the weekday games to be shown live to Mountain and Pacific fans on USA (that’d be 5 a.m. on the West Coast, 6 a.m. in the Rockies), but it’s not clear whether that will continue into the medal round.

 

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Does Spain-USA Even Matter?

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The attention on Saturday’s United State-Spain basketball match in Beijing is already reaching high levels, and understandably so. Spain has as talented a roster as you’ll find beyond Team USA, with four players who will be in the NBA in 2008-09 (Pau Gasol, Marc Gasol, Jose Calderon, Rudy Fernandez), two more who played NBA ball last season but left for Europe (Jorge Garbajosa, Juan Carlos Navarro), and a potential top-3 pick in the 2009 draft (Ricky Rubio). Of course Team USA has, um, 12 NBA players. But Spain’s good.

But does this game even matter? This is pool play, remember. There is little immediate benefit in winning Saturday’s game for either team. The two teams will finish 1-2 in Group B regardless of anything else that happens — Germany, Greece and China all rate at 1-2; none can capture a two-seed due to various losses to the top dogs assuming reasonable results. (Like the U.S. beating Germany.)Basically, the impact of Saturday’s battle is this: the winner opens the medal round against Group A’s fourth-place team, which looks to be Russia. The loser gets Croatia or Argentina. Russia, the reigning European champion, might be every bit as tough as the others. Really, all three teams are good enough to beat either Team USA or Spain in the right conditions. There is no easy out here.There is one potentially bigger benefit of finishing first in Group B: you avoid a potential semifinal battle with awe-striking Lithuania, which means you have a better probability of medalling. Of course, medal isn’t the goal for either team: both squads want the gold. Losing in the finals would be as painful as losing in the semis.But while there’s little tangible benefit to winning tomorrow, neither team will be playing to lose. (Which is to say neither team is the 2006-07 Celtics.) The game will be fought for pride and spirits and confidence, which could very well be important in its own way (unmeasurable though it may be). I don’t suspect Team USA will want to allow the Spaniards any glint of hope, nor will Spain be content to lay down and accept domination. (Rar.) So, we’ll probably get a game where it seems something magnificent is at stake, which for our purpose as spectators works all the same as something magnificent actually being at stake.

 

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Team USA, Full of Vinegar, Whomps Greece

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Most expected Team USA to come out viciously against Greece. Before the tip, Carmelo Anthony told the Los Angeles Times:

“First of all, we’ve been waiting for this game for the last two years. … I’m pretty sure I’m sick and tired and they are sick and tired of hearing about Greece.”

‘Melo didn’t explode against the Greeks, but LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh did. Wade in particular carried the offense at times, drawing a metric ton of fouls in the third and working hard to set up his teammates for easy buckets in the first. One of said set-ups was an incredible alley-oop to Kobe Bryant as Wade tried to save a ball from going out of bounds near the baseline. Awful Announcing has the video right now, though these things are known to disappear.

LeBron carried the defense. He didn’t just play the passing lanes or rebound — he (again) blocked some shots and disrupted the typically flowing Greek offense. For all the talk about Kobe being the team’s stopper, LeBron has looked the part of key disruptor. (Maybe I’m missing some Kobe impact, though.)

Bosh was again spectacular … and fiery. Dwight Howard — for some reason — isn’t playing as much as you’d expect him to. That has turned Bosh into the preferred paint weapon. At times, he’s playing a Mikki Moore role — waiting for the dish and slamming it down. But he’s worked hard on the boards and even on defense, occasionally denying Antonis Fotsis the ball and (improbably) keeping Sofo Schortsianitis from getting too deep.

And more than anything, with LeBron, he’s been among the most spirited Americans. (Tayshaun Prince gets some dap for his bench elation, as well.) Most of the Team USA players have kept their outward emotion in check. But Bosh is clearly having fun, and it shows. It makes me more excited to watch.

 

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Golden Ticket, Day 3: LeBron’s Revenge

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Throughout the Olympic men’s basketball tournament, FanHouse will prioritize the games of the day for you in Golden Ticket.

We’ve had two fantastic matches and a bunch of blow-outs. Something tells that will all change tonight/tomorrow morning.

GOLD: United States vs Greece, 8 a.m. EST This draw has been badgered a bit already. The first test for the American team, Greece should be ready for all the pressure Team USA will bring in the backcourt and out high. Of course, team leaders LeBron James and Dwyane Wade remember vividly, no doubt, the embarrassment of 2004 and want nothing more, I assume, than to avenge their fallen Olympic friends. (R.I.P. A.I.) Will Team USA’s sheer will be enough? Greece isn’t the threat it once was, and isn’t even a medal favorite this year. But the backcourt will wake up the American guards, and the physical defense will force the United States to cash in on the transition game. I have a feeling Team USA will pull away in the second half and win by double digits, and I look forward to all the jersey-popping and self-righteousness from pundits (and bloggers) who think this collection is greater than Elvis.

SILVER: Argentina vs Croatia, 10:15 a.m. EST Argentina lost its opener because it failed to account for the unbelievable swag of Linas Kleiza, but come back to throttle the Aussies on Tuesday. Croatia also buried Australia, and finished a tough win over tough Russia. How good is Croatia? Is Argentina still elite? This game could help answer those questions. The Croatians can’t miss from deep, but the Argentines should hold a nice advantage in the frontcourt. I have a suspicion Argentina will make a big statement, but it’s tough to bet against a Croatia team which has looked unassailable to date.

BRONZE: Lithuania vs Russia, 4:45 a.m. EST Lithuania remains undefeated, as Kleiza has simply taken over. The Russians could use a bounceback after the loss to Croatia, as a three or four seed after groups means murder against Spain or the U.S. in the quarters. The Lithuanians, with a win, would see only Croatia in their path on the way to Group A supremacy. Russia beat Lithuania in elimination in Euro 2007, but I’d expect the opposite result here.

In other action: Spain vs Germany (which would have been the “bronze” match if it weren’t already in the third quarter … whoops), Australia vs Iran, China vs Angola (wee!).

 

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